There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
Nights are not just for sleep.
– Marilyn Monroe
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
– Aldous Huxley
Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection.
Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its’ the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it. And at this moment you’re a part of them.
It’s sexier when a girl is flirty but she doesn’t do anything.
– Paris Hilton
Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can´t help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, “How can he want me the way I look in the morning?” It´s because we can´t see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
– Andy Rooney