Ben: ‘Mei. Can I ask you for your breasts size?’ Sister: ‘Why leh? 32B.’ He walked through his sister’s opened doors with a cloth bag, placing it gently on her computer table she was at. Ben: ‘I bought these for my ex, but she only wore them for me and didn’t like what’s left here.’…Continue readingDontcha
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Fierce and Gentle
Girl: ‘Why you so stupid one? Service so slow.’ Jerlyn, with two of her ‘sisters’, harassed the male server in a cafe, venting their discontent over the higher prices which is the norm for a small outlet. The guy did not say a word and went back to his duties, half acknowledging the consolation his…Continue readingFierce and Gentle
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Accidental Buzz
Me: ‘Hannah. I think your phone is ringing.’ Hannah: ‘Really? Help me see who is calling.’ I reached into her handbag I was carrying for her and at the source of the vibration, I felt something long and smooth. Me (whispering): ‘Hannah. It’s your vibrator.’ Hannah: ‘Shit. My phone is in my pocket. Is it…Continue readingAccidental Buzz
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High and Wet
Spending time alone is the rare occasion where I sort my thoughts out. At 2am, the silence of my neighbourhood was the most ideal time to zone out, even the residents coming home then would not make too much noise. Sitting in front of my block on one of those metal benches, a Lancer I…Continue readingHigh and Wet
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Swim Lessons
Gina: ‘Kor kor!’ Me: ‘Yes?’ Gina: ‘You know how to swim right? Can teach me?’ Me: ‘Huh? Now?’ Gina: ‘Later tonight la. Less people won’t so pai seh. I want to learn leh.’ Me: ‘Ok. I’ll text you later.’ My fifteen year old neighbour caught me at the right time just as I returned home…Continue readingSwim Lessons