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Ali(Sex)press – Roundup #2

Let’s skip the boring introduction and get started with my second roundup, of sex-related products found on AliExpress that I have bought, received, and tested on myself (or with her). One habit I found helpful to make thorough comparisons (on the site) is to scroll all the way down, to the lower-end of the product…Continue readingAli(Sex)press – Roundup #2

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The Fifth

‘Is it alright if I join you?’ (I replied) ‘Sure thing. Careful though.’ The teenage girl held onto my arm and climbed over the parapet in the most un-glamorous fashion, exposing the dark abyss under her skirt at one point. Once seated next to me, she then dangerously tipped back and forth as she fumbled…Continue readingThe Fifth

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Malaysian Sisters

‘Thank you for your help again.’ The new Malaysian neighbors whom I helped for the third time in a week invited me to stay for dinner, after I fixed their work permit issues over an hour-long phone call to the ICA. Qing, the older of the two sisters, worked in the sales department for a…Continue readingMalaysian Sisters

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Free your Internet with 1 easy trick!

Ok, I know this looks like one of those ‘cheesy’, ‘fantastical’ ads, but it really is not. There is one, simple configuration I’d like to share with you guys, if you haven’t already know about it. DNS ‘DNS’ stands for Domain Name Sys.. yada yada.. whatever. Let’s get started to unlock (aka unblock) your browsers’…Continue readingFree your Internet with 1 easy trick!

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Motherly Approval

With my hands trembling cold, I couldn’t imagine what she would tell me. My girlfriend’s mum called me on my phone, and asked me over to their place – while her daughter was at school. ‘Sit here. I’ll get you a cup of water.’ My arms and feet shivered whenever a cold breeze entered the…Continue readingMotherly Approval