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High Tea

Me: ‘Lufus’ Secret. Thanks’ Once I had ordered the tea unlisted on the menu, the manager of the cafe appeared and signalled for me to go over, with a questioning face. Manager: ‘Legal?’ Me: ‘Yeah. Girlfriend.’ Manager: ‘Okay. You know the price of it right?’ Me: ‘Yeah. Unlimited sex?’ Manager: ‘Asshole, it’s eighty five dollars.’…Continue readingHigh Tea

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OL?

You probably wouldn’t believed this would happen but where I was posted to, I did manage to get some action as well. Anyway, this is going to be really discreet because of the sensitivity of the workplace. Anyway, I reported at 8am at work as usual, and mingled till about 0930 before we went for…Continue readingOL?