‘You know? I always get wet when you say you need to buy condoms.’ ‘Really?’ ‘Yeah.. My mind will just imagine it rolling down that thing and then going inside me over and over again.’ ‘You’re so kinky!’ ‘Shhhh!’Continue readingUpon Hearing That
Cute Kitty
While waiting for my clothes to be done, the usual brown black cat came and meowed at me, luring me over with its cuteness. Naturally, I went to pet it and sat at the entrance of the 24 hours laundry shop, accompanying my companion for the thirty minutes plus of waiting. Just as I was…Continue readingCute Kitty
Fleeting Moment
Well, this IS the first time J has attempted poetry, so please be gentle with the comments. ‘Literature’, referring to the secondary school subject, has never appealed to me, like at all. My teachers focus a lot on deciphering what the authors meant, but never brought my attention to see the books/ passages as a…Continue readingFleeting Moment
Right Before Work
It wasn’t everyday that I reached work early and spent some time sitting outside the shop looking around aimlessly. Just then, a familiar couple stopped in front of me and I recognised them immediately from their frequent visits. Lady: ‘Not open yet?’ Me: ‘So sorry about it. I think they closed late last night.’ Girl:…Continue readingRight Before Work
Men are the happy-go-lucky creatures when it comes to sex. Easily seeding their love and then 1.Bring up their kids 2.Find another hole to seed. The ladies HAVE the rights to be informed of men, no matter how destructive this article is. I have always believed that no matter how hopeless or impossible for you…Continue reading3 Things (for the ladies) to Look Out for