High Tea

Me: ‘Lufus’ Secret. Thanks’ Once I had ordered the tea unlisted on the menu, the manager of the cafe appeared and signalled for me to go over, with a questioning face. Manager: ‘Legal?’ Me: ‘Yeah. Girlfriend.’ Manager: ‘Okay. You know the price of it right?’ Me: ‘Yeah. Unlimited sex?’ Manager: ‘Asshole, it’s eighty five dollars.’ […]