One-One

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 Cindy (shouting): ‘GOOD MORNING SLEEPY HEAD!’ Me: ‘Whatttt? How did you get in?’ Cindy: ‘Orh hor! Someone is having morning wood.’ Me: ‘Cocks rise and shine earlier luh.’ Cindy: ‘The cleaning auntie let me in de. Not my fault. Let’s go for a massage together?’ The morning […]

Potential Wife

Part 1 | Part 2 Sam: ‘我是Ah Sam.’ Translation: I am Ah Sam. Qing: ‘哦!进来进来。饭快煮好了。’ Translation: Oh! Come in come in. Dinner is almost ready. Their acquaintance came about from the Nearby function in the WeChat app, exchanging days of introduction before she invited him to her place for dinner. The sight of her daughter, […]