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What is Love?

‘Is love really that complicated like you have said?’

‘It’s just complicated when I put it in words, but when two person click, there is no words needed.’

Wen Xing, one of the girls in the house party I joined despite being six years their senior, was the pure and innocent one who had the most questions when I shared some life stories. Since I was that ‘old’, I couldn’t escape their curiosity for love, and the relationships that have made me who I am today. Like a grandfather telling tales, the last part of the drunken gathering was spent in silence, listening to my personal views about what they had little experience in.

‘So, why are you still single then?’

‘For my other half to find.’

She wrapped her hands around my arm and pulled me closer, resting her head on my shoulder with an unspoken sense of pity. Well, I was sure how lonely I looked having so much figured out, that sadly wasn’t learnt by just ‘growing up’.

‘How would it feel then, to be with someone who is as clear, and still as you?’

‘Overwhelming.’

The car stopped at her block and she hushed me while dragging me out with her, sending the car away even though I said ‘two locations’. We found a spot at a playground and sat there, taking sips from my whiskey flask I carry everywhere.

WX hugged me in my chest as we got high again, though in a different mood from the rowdy one we were in earlier. Instead of feeling uncomfortable when she slipped her hands under my shirt, it felt soothing, like I haven’t been explored in a long time.

‘touch me too.. ‘

Her calm breath brought my hands under her black shirt, and I was caressing her boobs over her bra in no time.

‘Why are you letting me do this?’

‘Cause you know what to do.’

‘So do other guys.’

‘Will you trust me with them?’

At that point, I was speechless to her question. Believing that it was unfair to show her things ahead of time, I couldn’t ignore that this whole, petting act, was part of her learning journey too. She unzipped her jeans and brought it down to her thighs, exposing the blue, cotton panties that portrayed that simple girl I initially knew. In a way, she ‘seduced’ me to do the same when she circled her fingers on my obvious bulge, making me wonder if she knew what she was getting into.

My cock sprang out from under and the inquisitive girl took a close look at it, before running her fingertips along the shaft. The moment she grabbed my arm and led me between her legs, I grew more and more unsure if we were ahead of ourselves.

‘Can you show me how to pleasure myself?’

A loud thought in my head came with that surprise, to remind me that I was handling a girl with zero knowledge about masturbation. To think that I thought she couldn’t be that naive, she WAS that clueless. I didn’t waste anymore time risking our little ‘tryst’ in that public structure and got my fingers ‘cycling’ along that damp slit till she was jerking me unknowingly.

‘God.. it feels good.. ‘

‘And you are making me feel the same too.’

She remained in my arms for as long as we were meeting each others’ needs, for at least ten minutes before she stripped her bottoms completely off. I had to stop when she opened her legs really wide, to check how wet she got and if any part of her looked different. The next thing she asked for, was for me to go down on her. The first moan from her came as I sucked gently on her clit, letting my tongue take over the work in a series of rapid, excited flicks around that tiny, erected pearl.

Wx only managed to last two minutes into it and pulled me back up on my seat, panting breathlessly with a face redder than when drunk. She silently got up, ready to return the favour when I held her down again, holding her tightly in my arms without saying a word. My hand dived into her thighs and returned to the wet spot, vibrating on it with two fingers to weaken her sense of fairness.

Not only did I want her not to do that for me, I was after something more. My fingers went below her clit and poked into the vagina, but without going too far in. The wriggling fingertips drove her crazy and she was guiding my wrist lower. A loud gasp signified the achievement of ‘the deepest diver’ ever given, and I found myself an easy way out when she used my hand to finger herself.

With both hands on my forearm, I had to shift myself in front of her to go that distance she wanted me to reach inside her. In just under a minute of high-speed finger jabs, she came really hard with a few squirts over my listless hard on dangling out of my pants.

My fingers slipped out upon the tightest contraction and she just collapsed in my arms where I caught her in. She fell into a short period of weakness with futile attempts to resume the handjob, until she recovered enough strength to pleasing me again.

This time, I let her did what she wanted, watching her feel every inch of my hardness, lubricated by her fluids she ‘shot’ on me. That particular sloppy handjob actually got to my head, and I was shaking all over to her delightful, and insensitive laughters.

‘I’m going to shoot!’

She suddenly went into a confused search for a solution, while the twitches in my loin got stronger. Just like what I would be thinking, we didn’t want to dirty a harmless playground with my man-seeds, nor shoot into her hands where we might have a problem cleaning up later. She tucked her fringe behind her ears with her clean pinkies and bent her back over my cock, that shortly blew its load after she triggered it with her random hand movements.

‘Mmm!’

I let off a groan as the waves of cum sprayed into the make-shift ‘container’, going harder and harder as it came to an end. I could tell WX was trying her best to remain composed when she just held her position, but daringly gave a little suck on her way up.

WX looking all lost and afraid with that mouthful of cum, I kissed her and felt a bit of my cum seep through my lips, before she swallowed the rest of it. I cleared my throat of my share and she was shocked in awe seeing what I just did.

‘Will you stay with me until I learn everything you know?’

‘And after that?’

‘We will find new things to learn together, forever if possible.’

We cleaned up with the wet tissues I packed, and got to keep her panties that she wiped her part with. In return, she earned my hoodie that I had wore too much and washed too little, exactly the way she wanted it – to masturbate to while smelling it in a video she sent after she went home.

And to imagine I had put girls her age in a no-go zone for fear of their unpredictability, oh boy did I expect to be shown different, much less by an inexperienced girl..

Even if she intentionally misled me to like her that way.

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Foreign Delicacies

‘This dim sum is so so good! Thanks for recommending it!’

The two Caucasian teens and I ate to our fill after they asked me to introduce them some good Asian dishes, ending up with a tableful of food that I had to help finish after my meatball soup. They were both eighteen and were on a backpacking trip together. Staying in a hotel nearby, they found this hawker centre on a tourist map and joined my table after they couldn’t find a seat for themselves.

‘Are we still having desserts?’

‘Hell yes!’

Their enthusiasm was hard to turn down and I brought them to a well-known dessert store outside Chinatown Complex. It was me doing most of the talking during the thirty minutes we spent over flavoured shaved ice, telling them about some must-visit sites in my little red dot. Since I was out that day without any plans, I tagged along for their shopping on the sundry level back in the complex, enjoying the youthful glee and laughters from the young ladies.

‘Are you going to help us carry the shopping bags to our room?’

‘Why stop being a gentleman here?’

They locked arms and walked ahead of me back to Bliss Hotel where they were putting up. Shannon, went straight into the bathroom after we entered, and Mira, the tan-ner looking one with a similarly slim figure asked me to sit with her on the bed. Caught up with my own fantasies about a possible staycation in that hotel, I didn’t notice that she had stripped her baby pink tank top off until she got up from the bed.

In front of the dressing table lined with their shopping bags, she handed me her phone in camera mode while throwing on a dress over her bra and denim shorts body. I knew what to do and snapped two photos, one front and back for whatever she was going to do with them.

‘Keep snapping.’

I held the camera up again and kept shooting, embarrassed about my growing erection as she did a striptease for ‘me’ till she was only in her black bra and panties.

‘Could you switch to video?’

‘Yeah. Done.’

‘Recording?’

‘Yupp.’

She walked up to me in that lingerie set and straddled over my lap, causing me to fall backwards, in an attempt to maintain the ‘frame’ that would capture some of the background. Suddenly, Mira stepped out of the toilet with just a towel around her chest, and jumped on her friend who was about to explain what was happening.

‘How could you do this to our guest?’

‘What?!’

‘He shouldn’t be holding the camera for you!’

The phone was snatched from my hands and Shannon began to yank my shirt off, leaving me shocked at all that was happening. Mira joined in to help her pull my jeans off, until I was left in just my underwear.

‘Bring the camera closer you idiot!’

The close up shot focused on my clueless but semi-erected dick, receiving the descend of an eager mouth over the growing length of my shaft. My legs twitched uncontrollably when her lips moved up and down faster, driving moans out of me despite my attempts to appear ‘calm’. That skilful tongue of hers (Shannon) kept my toes straightened, almost throwing her off when I groaned to a gentle bite at my base.

‘He’s so cute!’

Mira immediately set the phone down on the bedside desk and joined in the fun, lifting her towel above her hips while sitting over my face. Grinding her pussy on my mouth, I could only lick the bejesus out of her, and savour the exotic juices leaking onto my lips.

‘Fuck ohh! He is really good at this.. ‘

‘Let me try!’

The girls swapped places and a fight started out once my vision went dark again, feeling those bodies squirm to playful comments about each other’s boobs. My dick was on its ‘second’ candidate giving him a sloppy handjob with some unknown lubricant. When I could finally breathe normally, they were making out as they slouched to my groin, lying their pussies within my reach.

Seeing those girls go down on me so lovingly, my fingers went into them and did their jobs, making them moan and gasp in a truly blissful mood.

‘are we going to.. him?’

‘What?’

I called out to them after I missed an important word from their whispers, only to have Mira coming over to cover my eyes with her hand. They took a stocking from their luggages and blindfolded me, unaware that I could see through the sheer black material.

I was then brought to my knees on the bed before they laid down in front. Taking one of my hands each, they placed them on their knees and let me roam up their legs, till I felt their pussies at my fingertips.

‘You are going to identify us with your Asian cock.’

Going over to Shannon first, the fair skinned girl was my first choice if I had to choose, bearing a rounder face that had mixed-blood features. My penis was guided inside her raw and I was sent to another realm when I pierced all of my cock into her. Mira turned to her and went on to rub her clit while I fucked her raw, pounding that tight pussy with its opening clamping my shaft to numbness.

The unbelievably narrow entrance did its job to lower the sensitive, trapping blood in my little head till it could no longer feel anything more than a repetitive motion. The unmistakable shy voice was just broadcasting her pleasure out loud, until her teeth shut themselves to the forceful orgasm escaping her nether region.

Having delivered her share of fun, I waded to Mira and rested my arms by her head, before Shannon guided my cock into her friend’s vagina. A less-tight hole instantly changed my mood to a restless one, massaged by a softer, fleshy tube that could well be described as deadly. I was really on my toes this time as her pussy was much wetter, making my strokes slide in and out of her so easily. I could never live with myself if she returned home with a ‘present’ her parents had wished she knew better than to get one.

‘Mira! I can’t do this anymore!’

I stopped moving after that phrase and Shannon bolted out of bed before me. Her weight fall onto me from behind as I was about to pull out, penetrating my anxious dick right back into her friend again. The crazy woman behind me wriggled her hips to let me ‘imitate’ her thrusts, replicating her waving motion in great reluctance.

‘Fuuuucckkk!’

My arms gave up and we fell on top of Mira who was half trying to push me away and wanting me to cum inside her, sandwiched between the two travellers, whom one of them was the new host to my white soldiers. The silence between the two friends didn’t last very long once we rolled onto the bed, and Mira jumped onto Shannon’s face with her cream-filled pussy.

I could sense a little anger from Mira as she forced her friend to eat her out, dumping whatever cum she could force out of herself into the mouth under her. As her crazy friend began to eat her out again, the hatred disappeared and she went down on her in 69, for a little more than five minutes.

After the pussy-eat-out fight was over, they laid on each of my side to use me as their bolster, before all three of us fell asleep. We went to a clinic to get a morning-after for Mira, before settling at the McDonald’s under Chinatown Point for Samurai burgers.

Shannon did not say a word when Mira demanded that she doesn’t interrupt ‘us’ for the rest of the night, using me as a remedy for their broken friendship. As far as I was concerned, I couldn’t say no after knowing how I was both the cause and solution for Shannon.

Once we were back in the room, Mira and I stripped naked in front of Shannon’s phone, recording our quick shower with a brief blowjob to get me up and ready. For an hour of foreplay, my mouth and fingers worked overtime on the honed up girl, who asked Shannon to ‘lend me a hand’ whenever I got soft.

When we started fucking like sex-starved teenagers, I had to control my pace so I wouldn’t cum before she allowed me to. The pace was slow and controlled whenever I could help it, and crazily fast after each pause I took. For thirty minutes, the desperate desire to cum was building up like a time bomb within me, though she was happily having her orgasms when I rubbed on her clit for an extra boost.

‘Finish it inside me alright? We have the morning-after to take care of that.’

The unlocking of the beast let loose my hips that forced deep strokes into her pussy, shocking the both of them as I hammered her in missionary till her ass inner thighs were bruised. I couldn’t stop myself in that rampage and went all the way till I came in her again, filling her to point of overflow.

Mira blacked out shortly after her last orgasm drove her to exhaustion, leaving Shannon to help me down on the bed while cum was still dribbling from the tip. She spent a huge part of the night cleaning and relieving my abused cock with her hand and mouth, when she told me halfway through that my penis was actually sizeable compared to the cocks she had.

Finally cumming a third time for her, we fell asleep till my phone woke us all up at 9am. Giving me a two-person-blowjob to start my engine up, the girls accompanied me to work before they went for their second day of sightseeing.

Well, it was the devil that made me promise them that I’d be back in their room once my shift was over. And they even got me clothes – to wear for the next day.

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Teach Me Teach Me

‘We’re almost done here. A drink?’

Taylene was not surprised at her tutor’s offer since they started drinking shots at the end of the lessons. It was her way to unwind after a three hour brain squeeze, and she wasn’t too suspicious with his righteous character too.

After she swallowed the shot of whiskey he poured, he took one as well and concluded her lesson with a debrief.

‘Can I have another one?’

‘That’s a first. Feeling stressed?’

He twisted the cap off his hip flask and poured another shot into two cups this time, giving her a ‘cheers’ before they dumped it down their throats. The slow music that accompanied them changed to a party theme after she switched tracks over the bluetooth speakers, transporting them momentarily to a ‘club’ in her very room.

‘Dance?’

Taylene got up and danced sillily, to her tutor shaking his head in disapproval. When she started pulling her top off, did he got up and tried to leave, only to be shoved onto her bed while she spun to him. Climbing over his lap, her bra snapped off and her boobs were dangling right before his wide eyes.

‘Hey. Stop this Kaylene. Wait till I’m out of your room.’

‘You can touch, you can play, if you say, I’m always yourrrrssss~’

She hopped one-leg-space between his legs and slapped her palm over his groin, squeezing his unerected dick to the music blaring in her bedroom. He could feel the centre of her shorts getting warm and moist even with his pants on, since she was rubbing herself on that part of his thighs.

He watched in horror, and also pleasure, as she undid his belt, followed by his underwear sliding to his feet. Keeping the music in a loop, his moans caused by her handjob was safe within the room, but her singing voice was turning softer.

Not wanting to be just the receiver, he helped her onto the ground and stripped her bottoms off, before she climbed over him again. The honed up teacher then flipped over to put her on the bed, and slid his body down to the floor. Like how crazy she was, he placed his mouth over her pussy and made out with her clit, driving the volume of her moans up as her body shivered uncontrollably.

The few minutes past without much action on her part until she jolted up, and pushed him onto the floor. Lying on her belly ON the bed, she supported her body on her hand while she crawled to his waist (like when you’re too lazy to get ‘out’ of bed to take something not too far away). Taking his cock into her sweet mouth, he was given a royal treat of ‘hands-free blowjob’ in that never-seen-before position.

‘Help me!’

He got out under her and brought her back into bed, where she patted on an empty space for him to lie on. Side-by-side, they just continued to masturbate each other without the desire to have sex, since he knew it wouldn’t be gentlemanly to ask before she did.

His fingers managed to get five orgasms out of her while she jerked him off in a erratic rhythm to the point-of-ejaculation. When he said his final words, she went faster until he stopped her at the tip of his cock, fingers wrapped around his ‘point’ to contain the eruption of his pipe.

Thick warm cum coated the insides of her palm while he did his job, groaning to his jerking hips to make use of her loosening fingers for the last few squirts of cum to exit. They then cleaned themselves up as best as they could before getting dressed, and went to the kitchen together to rinse their hands.

‘I’ll see you tomorrow. Remember to do the homework k?’

‘I will! Check your bag for a surprise k?’

He immediately dropped her a text after finding her wet panties, possibly soaked even before they had that drink. After that day, it was routine for them to get some ‘action’ after tuition, skipping alcohol for something much more stimulating.

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Fucked in Turns

‘J! Thanks for being our photographer today. I know it’s tiring to be running around and stuff. Here’s one for you!’

The time had come when it was finally too dark to get any more photos out of the girls at the staycation, and most of them were in less-than-glamorous state over beer and whiskey. The resort they had booked had a few rooms for those who were staying over, and I was given a mattress out of the cramped house to put my photographer gear. Since I wasn’t going to drink much, I took it upon myself to help whoever was thrashed, into bed.

At 2am, I was the last to go to sleep and was invited to sleep with one of the girls (whose name I didn’t know) on the queen-sized bed. Having everything in place, I fell asleep quickly out of exhaustion. My main camera was left with the girl who invited me, Chloe, for her to browse through.

‘hey.. shhh! quieter can?’

My weary eyes opened to the foreign voices, confused by eerie, candle lit room at an unknown hour. Three of the girls, including Chloe, could be seen moving around me in their underwear. It was only then I recalled the names of the other two, Alicia and Bella. Although I knew Chloe from some time back, I only knew of her D cups when she wore her swimsuit. Just imagine a petite 1.58m girl having that size on her chest, breathtaking right?

As for Alicia, she was the skinny one, bikini barely hanging on her body if not for the strings that were tied at their smallest fit. Her long hair and sweet face made up for her boney structure, somewhat alluring for the fuckboys that tried to hit on her. Bella, was a slightly curvy girl with a mushroom hairstyle she cut right before the staycation. Her body was the most proportionate out of ALL the ladies, and her clothes went very well with her figure too.

‘i think he is asleep. i’ll check.’

The loud whisper was hard to miss as Chloe appeared in my sight, smiling at my awakeness. As soon as I tried to get up to see what they were up to, I realised I couldn’t move my limbs at all. My words came out in a slur and the girls were just excited at what happened to me. After they stripped me down to my underwear, they gathered in a triangle and o-ya-beh-ya-som-ed.

Alicia was the first to stay in the room while the rest left, stripping down to her birthday suit before sitting next to my groin. My undies were gone in a flash in her excited mood and my cock was soon getting a handjob from her.

She went down on me to get a ‘taste’, sucking me for a good five minutes before she rolled a condom down on my erection. The next thing I knew was her sitting on top of me, and riding me to soft moans she tried very hard to contain. Her pussy was so wet that it made the whole ‘ride’ so slippery. I could feel how my hard cock slid deeply into her pussy before she rocked it ‘out’, repeating the process till I was groaning like a mentally-disabled guy.

All the muscles in my body tensed and relaxed to the same pace as her orgasms, making her scream whenever her pussy squeezed me hard. Her feet moved under her ass to a squat after some time and I was jerking to the violent bouncing until I came into the condom.

Like a ragdoll, she stood up after she was done and took the condom off, licking my tool clean for the next person. A minute after she left the room, Bella entered and she didn’t suck me like Alicia did. Instead, she sat with my shaft under her pussy and masturbated herself till juices began flowing.

My cock entered her raw and the same thing happened all over again. She was fucking my brains out along with her agonising groans whenever she came. My groin was drenched with her juices after her third orgasm, that seemed to come much more easier than Alicia. The second load came after ten minutes of crazy, hard hopping on my dick. Unleashing it all into her vagina, the final climax sprayed pee all over my body and left me in a half-awake state when she got off my shrivelling dick.

She dried me up in a haste and let Chloe into the bedroom, wishing her goodnight before Bella closed the door for us.

‘J, they are the two who were crushing you so crazily. Sorry that this have to happen to you.’

Chloe was by my side since the start, jerking my frightened cock to another erection without hurry. She got into 69 after I was ‘up’ and used my nose to massage her clit while she blew me, taking it down her throat to revive my hardness that was slightly slower to achieve its maximum potential.

In five minutes or so, I was calm enough to let her do anything she wanted, knowing I couldn’t win whatever drugs they used on me.

‘Smell this.’

She held a brown bottle at my nose and my strength came back to me all at once. I got up and hid behind the blanket angry at what she just did to me. Well, how could I get angry at a friend who was naked with those huge cups on her small frame right?

‘Do you wanna have sex with me?’

‘Bella just did it raw with me. I don’t think we should. I need to go for a check up.’

‘What? She did that?! Fuck! I know she’s clean. We just tore her hymen when we were fooling around in the bathtub. Can we do it raw too? Please?’

‘Lie down first.’

She jumped into position like an obedient girl and let me kneel between her legs. My naked cock she made hard dipped into her wet hole with much ease and we were humping like rabbits rightaway, moaning and groaning our hearts out without a care for the other stayers. The two girls from earlier dashed into the room thinking something happened, didn’t stop us after we shut our mouths. Instead, they laid next to Chloe and let me finger them while I fucked her. The three girls made up the most beautiful three-person choir that filled the room with their sexy voices.

The tension in the room was so high and hot that I couldn’t hold myself back for long, blowing my (whatever little) load into Chloe after a brief warning. The girls then pinned me on the bed and licked me clean, vying for the tiny droplets that oozed out of my dick.

The four of us spent the rest of the night sleeping together and when I woke up at noon, I was dressed with only my pants down. Chloe, she was sucking my morning wood off and didn’t stop till I came at the final checkout call.

When the group of eight parted ways, the three girls whom I fucked, or fucked me, in one night, led me to Alicia’s house which was empty. Make a guess about what happened for the rest of that day. ;)

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Pre-Book In

‘Are you home now?’

‘Yeah. But I’m booking in at 7pm. Why?’

‘Look out of your window.’

I pulled the curtains apart and saw Yuwen, my girlfriend, standing at the gate waving at me. Immediately, I went down and opened the doors for her, greeted by her bareback romper that had no signs of bra on it.

‘You came here like this?!’

‘Yeah. Why? Is anybody home?’

‘Nope. Just me. Your top is so revealing!’

‘So? Don’t you like it?’

She dropped her x-back straps over her shoulders and walked up the stairs topless, stopping halfway to let me bump into her. I wasn’t going to let this pre-book-in romp pass like this, and grabbed the waistband to pull it down her legs. Making our way to my bedroom, she was only in her undies then and it wasn’t on her for too long either.

Before we knew it, our clothes were all over the floor and we were making out like long-lost lovers on the bed. I was on top of her, kneeling on each side of her waist while kissing her soft skin. The usually-reserved girl was jerking me as I suckled on her interestingly inverted nipples, till she was groaning and squirming to my occasional nibbles.

‘Fuck me well before you go in.’

‘You don’t say.. ‘

I let her hold my face against hers while reaching for my bedside drawer, fumbling around for one of the condoms I had strewn in there. Handing one to her, she took the job of capping me on, though it took slightly longer since our passionate kisses were a little distracting. Still, it was on after some time and her legs were spreading for me to get between them.

Out of habit, she licked her fingers to lube her pussy with some saliva, before I was allowed to enter. Pushing my way into that love gap, her fingers tightened around my arms, embracing the temporary pain that would transcend to pleasure in a few moment’s time.

The few seconds that both of us enjoyed was when I parked my meat inside her, and did nothing but stared at the faces we made. It was a mini competition to get each other turned on without any movements, but the urge was hard to resist. I was always the ‘loser’ by thrusting my hips after a long while, and getting her moaning and screaming with my desperate need to get some relief.

Pumping wholeheartedly at her, I couldn’t get enough of her dirty talks, asking me to slow down and at the same time, fuck her harder. It was all crazy and loud in the room with the two of us taking turns to ‘want more’, not allowing breaks whenever we grew tired.

‘Let me try on top.’

As I stopped for a position change, my mind would recall the times she rode me till I came – which was every time. She placed her knees by my sides and sat back on my cock, poking easily into her vagina since she was so wet. I then became the one groaning and begging when she rocked her waist so rapidly, taking advantage of my long stamina for her own pleasure.

‘Wei! I’m cumming le!’

‘So fast?!’

‘Seriously?!’

She hopped off my cock suddenly and turned into 69 over my face. Chugging her face with the exploding missile, I focused as hard as I could to lick her juicy cunt, while holding back a few more seconds for a bigger blow.

Two minutes into the who-cums-first challenge, a deep throat over my little head tortured me till it barfed into her mouth. Halfway shooting and twitching, she climaxed over my face and moisturised my lips with her honey. At that instant, both of us were swallowing as fast as we could, so we could catch our breaths.

Only when I had calmed down, did I realised she wasn’t getting off my face any time soon, and further asked me to eat her out. Of course, I couldn’t reject her offer since she was still licking me clean, and we remained in that position till I was thirty minutes away from row-call.

The rush to shower and get dressed was an easy one, with her help but no help when she caused another erection in her nakedness. When she pulled out a bra from her bag, did my mind feel at ease, since I wouldn’t want her to take the long trip home braless.

‘I only removed the bra at your doorstep. Don’t worry k army boy!’

My gorgeous girlfriend walked me to the entrance of the camp before heading home, and there was no shortage of questions from my buddies about our ‘action’ during my weekend. Well, they were just a ‘room’ away from fucking my girlfriend’s brain out with their horniness after all.