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Jojo’s Magic

‘Boy ah. This is Jojo, she will be staying with us for a few days. I pass you one hundred dollars first. Settle her in and see what she needs. Tell me if it isn’t enough.’ ‘Okayyy.. ‘ My mum placed the money by my laptop I was gaming on and left the house in…Continue readingJojo’s Magic

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Family Greeting

‘Remember to greet my dad k?’ ‘I will. Fuck man! I’m trembling so much!’ Reina, my fling-of-two-years-turned-girlfriend brought me to her place for the first time when her parents were home, making it the first time I would see anyone from her family. ‘Hello Uncle. Hello Auntie.’ ‘WHAT UNCLE! Get used to calling us mummy…Continue readingFamily Greeting

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Hello

‘Hi. I am looking for James.’ ‘等等… JAMES!’ Translation: Wait a moment.. JAMES! A guy in a blue shirt came running out in a worried look until he saw that nothing grave was happening, smacking that receptionist on her butt with a warning not to scare him like that again. ‘This is a well known…Continue readingHello

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Close Your Eyes

‘Close your eyes and tell me what you see.’ ‘His hands.’ ‘What are they doing?’ ‘I can feel them on my skin.’ ‘Go on.’ ‘He started off with my feet, making it sound like a harmless massage I didn’t think too much about. His pinky was making its way in between every toe, making it…Continue readingClose Your Eyes

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One-One

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 Cindy (shouting): ‘GOOD MORNING SLEEPY HEAD!’ Me: ‘Whatttt? How did you get in?’ Cindy: ‘Orh hor! Someone is having morning wood.’ Me: ‘Cocks rise and shine earlier luh.’ Cindy: ‘The cleaning auntie let me in de. Not my fault. Let’s go for a massage together?’ The morning…Continue readingOne-One